Post by Dark§tØrm on Jul 14, 2016 20:39:07 GMT
We are and old beta time guild, whose best times are long gone, but still fighting for ... well no, that’s a lie, but we are still kind of alive.
Some of the best players in the game where once part of our guild, but they left as soon as they realize they were gaining more weight than level.
Also our leader has been on hiatus for more than a year, we know he is alive, and that his life didn't improve a single point, so there is still hope that he come back at some moment.
The truth is that we had a series of traumatic changes in the past, which ended up in only a few useless active players, willing to continue the fight, remained loyal to the Guild.
The time has passed, and now we need young blood willing to get ahead and raise again the great name of Elyse’s Elegy.
We are currently a Level 52 Guild ….well that is pretty much everything. You can see Guild Skills below:
Listed in order of relevance:
1.- Search all Iruna world for hot single women to recruit.
2.- Search the outside world hot single women to recruit.
3.- Cooperate with bail if police imprisoned one of our members for stalking.
4.- Try not to die from diabetes.
5.- Be supportive when 1 to 4 fails.
At this very moment, with me being the regent guild GM, you can pretty much realize there not a single person worth to mention, and that is why we need you to fill this place.
We are looking for:
- Players tired of beggars.
- Lazy "I play once a week" players.
- Desperate women (preferably rich ones).
- Men without dignity.
- Players that don’t know where to put their alts.
- Solo players.
- But overall people who like to chat and have a good sense of humor.
We are not looking for:
- Beggars
- Scammers
- Racists
- PleaseHelpMeWithMQesters
- Girls with boyfriends / or BFFers (this is debatable according to the level of wealth)
- Handsome non gay guys
- Alf / Jar Jar Binks
We have offline means of communication, as WeChat Group, where we share our miserable lives and hear our leader amazing stories. No Guild requirement to join us here, so feel free to PM Dark§tØrm
We have also a WeChat group, which is more active, and where you can be invited if you want just by send me your ID.
We are friendly, most of our former members still can’t sleep when they remember E's E. We express ourselves by the mean of bullying.
Don’t be afraid and Join Us. Well be a little afraid, be still Join Us.